tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post113397846349548691..comments2023-10-11T08:01:51.636-05:00Comments on PIPEDREAMS: To faggots, lezzies, dykes, cross dressers, too, to me, to me, to me, to you and you and youMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134595847824344562005-12-14T16:30:00.000-05:002005-12-14T16:30:00.000-05:00I don't know what's gotten into me. Thanks for the...I don't know what's gotten into me. Thanks for the restraint, sweets. ;-)<BR/><BR/>There are some HOTT pictures of Kelly Slater in the new <I>Outside</I>. I googled him and who else comes up? Gisele. They date! Fuck, I'm all mo, honest, but I'd bone either.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134583096510202792005-12-14T12:58:00.000-05:002005-12-14T12:58:00.000-05:00Geez, I don’t even know you, do I? I’m bewildered...Geez, I don’t even know you, do I? I’m bewildered and not a little dismayed. <BR/><BR/>::throws my hands up in the air:: I guess there’s no talking to you when you’re in this mood…<BR/><BR/>I'm thinkin' I should take a time-out before I say something I’ll regret.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134527537982962352005-12-13T21:32:00.000-05:002005-12-13T21:32:00.000-05:00Stubble, smells like the sea, pit hair, sweaty nec...Stubble, smells like the sea, pit hair, sweaty neck....damn, you paint a perty picture, loulou, but so help me, I still have a bone for Giselle. I thought time would temper it, but didn't expect it to be like tempered steel. And yet, there it stands.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134516533561931312005-12-13T18:28:00.000-05:002005-12-13T18:28:00.000-05:00Nah. Not Giselle for me. Unless she could get a ni...Nah. Not Giselle for me. Unless she could get a nice little 3-day-growth on her face to rub all over me, a velvety hot cock to rub all over me, smell like the sea, lots of underarm hair, taut bis and tris and a biteable sweaty neck.... Nah. I'm thinking I like guys.That's what I'm thinkin'. I like being manhandled.<BR/><BR/>Giselle ain't gonna do it. <BR/><BR/>I feel so perverse. ::sigh::<BR/><BR/>And I would like a Linens En Things "gah" gift card with Nate's picture on it... to put in my wallet and casually flash to Canadians who don't know he's a gift card. "Yep. He's my boyfriend. Yep." <BR/><BR/>So now I'm perverse and a bit of a saddo. But I think we all knew that, really, didn't we?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134091378597077882005-12-08T20:22:00.000-05:002005-12-08T20:22:00.000-05:00I'm kind of seeing him in his silvery office... I ...I'm kind of seeing him in his silvery office... I was the Oprah show again the other day where they went around his house... :P<BR/><BR/>That's not what you meant by position is it... :Pyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485651711046974936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134006341158533892005-12-07T20:45:00.000-05:002005-12-07T20:45:00.000-05:00Mmmmm pulling Nate... *has happy party in my head*...<I>Mmmmm pulling Nate... *has happy party in my head*</I><BR/><BR/>I know, right? You're a man/boy after my own heart, Yani. <BR/><BR/>*wondering if he's in the same position in your head as in mine*Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1134005209387756562005-12-07T20:26:00.000-05:002005-12-07T20:26:00.000-05:00"She's so fab. Also, she does have a masculine edg..."She's so fab. Also, she does have a masculine edge to her face, so that may explain why I (and maddie) wanna do her."<BR/><BR/>That, and the fact that she's doing Leo, and there's a combination of going where Leo's been, plus the chance of a threeway :P<BR/><BR/>"IF ONLY I had some pull with Nate."<BR/><BR/>Mmmmm pulling Nate... *has happy party in my head*yanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485651711046974936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133998501513335162005-12-07T18:35:00.000-05:002005-12-07T18:35:00.000-05:00IF ONLY I had some pull with Nate.IF ONLY I had some pull with Nate.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133997573024347432005-12-07T18:19:00.000-05:002005-12-07T18:19:00.000-05:00I want Nate for Christmas.Could you sort that plea...I want Nate for Christmas.<BR/><BR/>Could you sort that please? I'll be your BFF.The Other Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492925896131382172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133997284966358452005-12-07T18:14:00.000-05:002005-12-07T18:14:00.000-05:00maddie, I did indeed and yeah, I liked it even mor...maddie, I did indeed and yeah, I liked it even more. On closer examination, a few holes did present themselves, though. For one, if you weren't familiar with the play, the whole Mimi-Benny relationship would be confusing. See it again! And then with me in NYC someday.<BR/><BR/>freakgirl, thankfully I had some chicken breast in addition to the vegetable hocker. The price I pay for my fascination with freakgirl.com. Markus' sleigh pulled by eight tiny Le Pews is classic. And twisted. And yes, Jesse L Martin is amazing in this. What he does with his eyes alone is, well, ummm.....unnnnhh.<BR/><BR/>jen, Claus can afford suspenders, but St. Nick is forever hitchin' up his britches. I think the outfit may be WHY I wanna get with Gisele. So over the top. Not sure I'd wanna fuck her so much without the wings.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, Andrew, either the wings or the Santa thing. She's so fab. Also, she does have a masculine edge to her face, so that may explain why I (and maddie) wanna do her. RE: Nate. There are signature scents, too. Yep. All your senses are bombarded with Nate-ness. Oh yes, there was nuzzling.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133996356100578872005-12-07T17:59:00.000-05:002005-12-07T17:59:00.000-05:00Can I also just say how envious I am that you can ...Can I also just say how envious I am that you can walk into a store and be surrounded, ney <I>engulfed</I>, in Nate. Does it smell good too? Are you allowed to nuzzle?The Other Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492925896131382172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133995573377137082005-12-07T17:46:00.000-05:002005-12-07T17:46:00.000-05:00"Still, a few times last night during the Victoria...<I>"Still, a few times last night during the Victoria's Secret thing I found myself thinking, "Damn, I'd really like to bury it in her." Thoughts?"</I><BR/><BR/>I'm thinking that given the festive themed outfit she's almost wearing + the 205 holiday songs means that this all boils down to it being a <I>Santa thing</I>.The Other Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492925896131382172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133995181006142072005-12-07T17:39:00.000-05:002005-12-07T17:39:00.000-05:00Ha, St. Nick, living in a van down by the river!I ...Ha, St. Nick, <I>living in a van down by the river</I>!<BR/><BR/>I don't think I could have sex with a woman who was dressed like that because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793793027935224823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133983961224849602005-12-07T14:32:00.000-05:002005-12-07T14:32:00.000-05:001. Sorry about your lunch.2. I hope you like some ...1. Sorry about your lunch.<BR/><BR/>2. I hope you like some of the holiday mp3s I'll be putting up. Most of them will drive you nuts but perhaps there will be a gem in there somewhere.<BR/><BR/>3. At our party, we asked our guests to bring donations for the local animal shelter. There is a pile here in my office, and my cat is going CRAZYPANTS because she thinks it's all for her and how come I'm not OPENING IT ALREADY?<BR/><BR/>4. Re: Santa's poorer brother story. This will give you some insight into why I am so weird. My father told us that Santa had an evil brother named Markus who, if we misbehaved at any point during Christmas Day, would come to our house on a sleigh led by skunks and take back every single gift. <BR/><BR/>5. We saw "Rent" on Monday. I don't remember Jesse L. Martin being so fucking amazing in the stage play, but that's probably because I didn't have great seats when I saw the production. I loved it, but there were pieces missing/changed that pissed me off a bit.<BR/><BR/>6. I can't watch the VS Fashion Show because it's dangerous for my mental health.freakgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00774905190953855685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1133983373204852922005-12-07T14:22:00.000-05:002005-12-07T14:22:00.000-05:00You saw Rent again? Even better the second time? N...You saw Rent again? Even better the second time? Now I might have to go this weekend.<BR/><BR/>Regarding your last comment...your thoughts are understandable. I'm a plain old straight girl, love the boys and all that, but Gisele (the one in your picture) is <I>hot</I>. She's my secret girl-crush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com