tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post114684615369986688..comments2023-10-11T08:01:51.636-05:00Comments on PIPEDREAMS: Good morning StarshineMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1147231612890672172006-05-09T22:26:00.000-05:002006-05-09T22:26:00.000-05:00M'kay. Maybe in hindsight I should have made that ...M'kay. Maybe in hindsight I should have made that a little harder [and if any of you <I>bitches</I> make a viagra joke, I'm gunna <I>bitch-slap</I> you so hard by the time you gain consciousness your clothes will be out of fashion) <BR/><BR/>And I'm not the silly Rabbit, he's the other one.<BR/><BR/>*Pointing accusingly*Bodhihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17263278478108070519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1147166796036086902006-05-09T04:26:00.000-05:002006-05-09T04:26:00.000-05:00Oh, let me see......it's YOU, so I'm guessing that...Oh, let me see......it's YOU, so I'm guessing that if it's a movie reference that it's a His Bradness movie reference.....hmmmmmmm....<BR/><BR/>I'm playin'. It's <I>Fight Club</I>, silly rabbit!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1147150040114235872006-05-08T23:47:00.000-05:002006-05-08T23:47:00.000-05:00Manscaping *Sigh* I will refrain will sharing deta...<I>Manscaping</I> <BR/><BR/>*Sigh* <BR/><BR/>I will refrain will sharing details of my well experienced manscaping talents, as last time I shared here at Mikey's blog my then flatmate but now boy-friended and occasional visitor Andrew, <I>j'accuse moi</I> of 'over-sharing'. <BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, what I <I>will say</I> is that only last week I bought myself a spanking new hairclipper set. Having entered the bathroom, I excited sometime later sporting a new look. Like a freshly shaved buddhist monk, I had left my locks behind. A spiritual re-birth. Fab! <BR/><BR/>I used to have it this way for at least five years, until around three years ago. So I am re-discovering all its joys: <BR/><BR/>- Getting away with not shaving all weekend, or even the odd weekday, and sporting the matching <I>designer stubble</I> look. <BR/><BR/>- The <I>tingalicious</I> joy of The Kid and Rabbit running their fingers over my freshly clipped scalp <BR/><BR/>- All the saved hours and endless product from not having to stand in front of the mirror every morning and get it <I>just right</I>. And by just right, of course I mean <I>not-a-hair-outta-place-bloody-perfect</I>. <BR/><BR/>- Thursdays home early as I don't have to make my weekly pilgrimage to my Italian Hairdressers halfway across the city. I am sure they are both crying into their <I>expresso's</I>. <BR/><BR/>- It looks sexy. And I can <I>assure</I> you that I am not the only one who thinks so. <BR/><BR/>So, at least till I am bored and again wish to re-invent myself, I remain a <I>'space monkey'</I> (and if any of you <I>bitches</I> know that word reference I will be suitably impressed ...)Bodhihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17263278478108070519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1147137756685230002006-05-08T20:22:00.000-05:002006-05-08T20:22:00.000-05:00Curtis, I do love it when there is multi-tasking a...<B>Curtis</B>, I do love it when there is multi-tasking and my scrotum is involved!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1147109289466476462006-05-08T12:28:00.000-05:002006-05-08T12:28:00.000-05:00I'd like one of those shavers. I appreciate the s...I'd like one of those shavers. I appreciate the smooth feel of my kiwis. Hey wait a moment!! I bet you could use that to trim your balls too!! I just thought of that - cool!Curtishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13004533693467716849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146868931022601942006-05-05T17:42:00.000-05:002006-05-05T17:42:00.000-05:00Photos. What are we, mind readers?Photos. What are we, mind readers?The Other Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492925896131382172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146857286459200862006-05-05T14:28:00.000-05:002006-05-05T14:28:00.000-05:00No Sex and the City? I am shocked.I love that quot...No Sex and the City? I am <I>shocked</I>.<BR/><BR/>I love that quote from Will and Grace, btw.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146850972764829292006-05-05T12:42:00.000-05:002006-05-05T12:42:00.000-05:00I almost sent you that link yesterday but talked m...I almost sent you that link yesterday but talked myself out of it because I didn't want you to think I only send you the GAY STUFF, i.e. the Anderson Cooper Vanity Fair picture. Ha!freakgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00774905190953855685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146850250574224472006-05-05T12:30:00.000-05:002006-05-05T12:30:00.000-05:00Oh?! Well, I did come to the show late! But you kn...Oh?! Well, I did <I>come</I> to the show late! But you know us dress circle-types. Big on the entrances. So... "thanks" for the introduction to <I>the Cubans.</I> RE: <I>Sex and The City:</I> Go figure; some loved it/others hated it. It was an amusing half-hour on Sunday evenings. I am impressed with your field dressing skills, however. Now what do you know about snake bites? btw: sent you gmail.Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146848673725782092006-05-05T12:04:00.000-05:002006-05-05T12:04:00.000-05:00Ouch. For future reference, I am skilled and expe...Ouch. For future reference, I am skilled and experienced in field dressing. That reminds me of the oft-mentioned (here, anyway) line from <I>Will and Grace</I> when Grace begs out of something because she has a Belgian wax scheduled.<BR/><B>Will</B>: What's a Belgian wax?<BR/><B>Grace</B>: It's just a regular ol' wax, but it hurts so bad I treat myself to a waffle afterward.<BR/><BR/>FYI, in case you came to the show late, "the Cubans" are my nuts, Manny (l) and Esteban(r).<BR/><BR/>Also, I've never seen a single episode of <I>Sex and the City</I>. ::ducks::Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05974435902564570126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146846792431329872006-05-05T11:33:00.000-05:002006-05-05T11:33:00.000-05:00OOPs. I spelled 'wiener' incorrectly above. Spank ...OOPs. I spelled 'wiener' incorrectly above. Spank me. You'd think by now...Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14801850.post-1146846663140923862006-05-05T11:31:00.000-05:002006-05-05T11:31:00.000-05:00The last time I manscaped (with scissors) I nicked...The last time I manscaped (with scissors) I nicked my dick and had to wrap toilet paper around my weiner for an hour. So not pretty. The chest hair is kept at a suitable grazing level. Nonetheless...no one sees this artistry but moi. Did you say 'brazilian' or 'cuban'? BTW....I just happened to think of a particularly sassy episode of <I>Sex and The City.</I>Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.com