If you don't follow the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite, don't bother with this. But if you do, I'll wager this is the best thing you'll see all month.
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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OMFG. This just gets better and better.
"You can be my plus one at the Vitamin Water party."
And it's nice to see other people calling Rufus on making waffles all the effing time.
I can't say that I understood a single reference (as it relates to the show) but this still cracked me up.
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