I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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I love this. Thank you for passing it along.
You gotta give 'em hope!
And also:
ALL men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can NEVER erase those words.
After all these years, Harvey's words are especially apt RIGHT NOW, aren't they? Sadly so?
We're not like you, Sarah Palin? You better fucking believe it, and we're gonna be heard. All of us.
Caribou Barbie needs to shut her pie hole. Maybe Tina Fey could take over?...
Really well done video. I'm scared shitless for next Tuesday.
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