OK, first it's Mayer and now J. Teezy? I'm gonna be exhausted from defending my blatant lack of musical taste. Maybe you didn't get it, Jen, but he's bringin' the FUTURESEXLOVESOUNDS, baby. I can't be remembering how he capitalized or punctuated that, but it's the FUTURE and it's SEXY, yo. Honestly, it's all I can do to keep my ass in the seat when I listen to it. But I do stay in my lane, I promise.
FG, you putting Oprah on notice was my inspiration.
Michael, I'm allergic to soy, bitch. ;) And I'm glad you can drive like a sober person, since you'll be the one driving when we go out. You play whatever you want on the stereo, baby, I'll dance to anything.
Er, what about just a whisper hint of silver dust around the eyes...you know...nightclubbing? I mean..not that I do this, er--a friend does. Not even noticeable, actually--like until one is way up close, by candlelight. I've seen it done. So. Yes. No, to 'body glitter?'....
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Fun!
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It is. Fun!, I mean.
I'm standing my ground on the Mayer. I'll go so far as to say his new CD is bluesy.........Clapton-esque. ::ducks::
hee hee. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm totally with you on the pleated pants, by the way.
And Rumsfeld. You're with me on Rumsfeld.
Mine.
Jen, fabulous.
Wha chu got against soy, bitch?! ;-)
OK, first it's Mayer and now J. Teezy? I'm gonna be exhausted from defending my blatant lack of musical taste. Maybe you didn't get it, Jen, but he's bringin' the FUTURESEXLOVESOUNDS, baby. I can't be remembering how he capitalized or punctuated that, but it's the FUTURE and it's SEXY, yo. Honestly, it's all I can do to keep my ass in the seat when I listen to it. But I do stay in my lane, I promise.
FG, you putting Oprah on notice was my inspiration.
Michael, I'm allergic to soy, bitch. ;) And I'm glad you can drive like a sober person, since you'll be the one driving when we go out. You play whatever you want on the stereo, baby, I'll dance to anything.
Er, what about just a whisper hint of silver dust around the eyes...you know...nightclubbing? I mean..not that I do this, er--a friend does. Not even noticeable, actually--like until one is way up close, by candlelight. I've seen it done. So. Yes. No, to 'body glitter?'....
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