Tuesday, July 22, 2008

My poll

Remember when I used to post weekly pictures of hot guys (Meat Friday!) and hot girls (Pie Wednesday!) and then you all would come around and say "Ewwww" and "Srsly?" and "You're high" and stuff like that? Good times, weren't they? This is something different. I saw this model, Pelle, on Queerty just now and wondered which iteration people would find most attractive. Let's rate Pelle in descending order of fuckitude, shall we? Chime in if you're so disposed. Only if you're just going to say he's gross in all of them and you wouldn't fuck any of him, go lie somewhere else, Deceitful.

Pelle A

Pelle B

Pelle C


You think this is an age progression, or just styled that way?

17 comments:

jason said...

I'll take Number C, thank you:

(but without that cowl-neck dickie thingie..and maybe with a totally new haircut.)

Michael said...

But THEN which, Jason?

I'm ZOMG C C C C C CCCCCCCCCCCCCC. But then A, B.

jason said...

C
B
A
(I like hair.)

Michael said...

Yeah, it was a close call, but in the end I found Pelle B a little too arthropod.

sam said...

B-A-C

The arthropod thing is bizarre, but his hair is so good in B that I can't resist. Clearly I wouldn't not fuck any Pelle or any part of him.

Michael said...

Now see, that's what I call diversity. We all have different ideas about which version of a physically perfect specimen we'd like to fuck.

Besides the hairy body, Pelle C projects the image of a greasy, tatted up scumbag, which is especially appealing when it comes in non-threatening model form.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

B
A
C

The scarf in C is just a little too homo for my personal fuckitudometer. I'm all over the energy of B. B for Bad Boy, Bitchin', and BANG ME, BABY!

freakgirl said...

I like C, too.

Wait, though, if C is your #1, then wouldn't you be listing those in Ascending order, not Descending order?

Michael said...

No, descending order is from Most Fuckable to Least Fuckable. Geez, did you skip class the day they studied the Fuckitude Scale?

freakgirl said...

I feel stupid.

But you said you listed them from Most Fuckable to Least Fuckable, but in your comment you say you're all about "C", then "A" then "B."

Gah, what am I missing? 'Splain!

Michael said...

Ha! Now I get it. The post's PICTURES are in alphabetical order. My PREFERENCE in descending order is C, A, B.

Good grief. Sorry!

freakgirl said...

AH! I see. I'm just slow.

landis smithers said...

i'll take D.

ask me what D. is.

Michael said...

Hmmm, don't forget that if you're going to say "ick, none of him" you need to take your (hot)(tight)(little) lyin' ass elsewhere. With that said, what's D, Landis?

landis smithers said...

all of the above, love.

all of the above.

mrpeenee said...

I'll take Door number A, please Monty. Sweet.

The others are too freaky, although that never stoppe dme before.

Michael said...

"Too freaky" is an actual thing?

Of course, I'm mostly talk and (from what I've read) you're mostly action.