Remember when I used to post weekly pictures of hot guys (Meat Friday!) and hot girls (Pie Wednesday!) and then you all would come around and say "Ewwww" and "Srsly?" and "You're high" and stuff like that? Good times, weren't they? This is something different. I saw this model, Pelle, on Queerty just now and wondered which iteration people would find most attractive. Let's rate Pelle in descending order of fuckitude, shall we? Chime in if you're so disposed. Only if you're just going to say he's gross in all of them and you wouldn't fuck any of him, go lie somewhere else, Deceitful.
Pelle A
Pelle B
Pelle C
You think this is an age progression, or just styled that way?
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I'll take Number C, thank you:
(but without that cowl-neck dickie thingie..and maybe with a totally new haircut.)
But THEN which, Jason?
I'm ZOMG C C C C C CCCCCCCCCCCCCC. But then A, B.
C
B
A
(I like hair.)
Yeah, it was a close call, but in the end I found Pelle B a little too arthropod.
B-A-C
The arthropod thing is bizarre, but his hair is so good in B that I can't resist. Clearly I wouldn't not fuck any Pelle or any part of him.
Now see, that's what I call diversity. We all have different ideas about which version of a physically perfect specimen we'd like to fuck.
Besides the hairy body, Pelle C projects the image of a greasy, tatted up scumbag, which is especially appealing when it comes in non-threatening model form.
B
A
C
The scarf in C is just a little too homo for my personal fuckitudometer. I'm all over the energy of B. B for Bad Boy, Bitchin', and BANG ME, BABY!
I like C, too.
Wait, though, if C is your #1, then wouldn't you be listing those in Ascending order, not Descending order?
No, descending order is from Most Fuckable to Least Fuckable. Geez, did you skip class the day they studied the Fuckitude Scale?
I feel stupid.
But you said you listed them from Most Fuckable to Least Fuckable, but in your comment you say you're all about "C", then "A" then "B."
Gah, what am I missing? 'Splain!
Ha! Now I get it. The post's PICTURES are in alphabetical order. My PREFERENCE in descending order is C, A, B.
Good grief. Sorry!
AH! I see. I'm just slow.
i'll take D.
ask me what D. is.
Hmmm, don't forget that if you're going to say "ick, none of him" you need to take your (hot)(tight)(little) lyin' ass elsewhere. With that said, what's D, Landis?
all of the above, love.
all of the above.
I'll take Door number A, please Monty. Sweet.
The others are too freaky, although that never stoppe dme before.
"Too freaky" is an actual thing?
Of course, I'm mostly talk and (from what I've read) you're mostly action.
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