Monday, October 01, 2007

Bang! Bang!

Do you love me?

This is the opening scene from "A Summer Dress", one of the short films I saw at the LGBT Film Festival over the weekend. Tres fabu, non? This film made you FEEL summer, all full of innocence and discovery and humor and a little tightbacked frantic ass pounding near the end (but not in this clip).

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.


ADDED: OK, one more and then I'll stop. Here's Wet Shave (Die Rasur), and I'm curious if its as compelling for you as it was in my pants. Ah mi dios. Can you still get one of those?

6 comments:

Chaucer's Bitch said...

he's annoying as hell but Mr. Whitepants there has a mighty, mighty fine ass.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

(amongst other things.)

Michael said...

Annoying? Hmmmm, I had lots of adjectives for him, but that wasn't amongst them. If you think his ass looks good there, you should see the end of the film. When it's flexing.

Michael said...

So has anyone checked out Die Rasur? ::fans self::

Chaucer's Bitch said...

i watched it. reactions, in order:
1. any half-decent barber would have softened his beard first with a steamy towel. That was forrest of stubble.
2. No barber on earch would close up shop and leave hair on the floor. ever. wouldn't happen.
3. whoever did the sound was brilliant. i love the little effects like the tinkling noise when the barber applied the lotion.
4. all that massaging. yes, there's definately something happening in my pants.

Michael said...

RE: the sound.

EXACTLY! The sound, from the razor scraping, to the crunch of the leather arm rests, to the tinkling bell, to the shallow breathing.....it all makes it so SENSURROUND and hot.

The rest? I'm sure you're right, and now I feel I need a wet shave of my very own in order to verify the details.