WARNING: Can a movie that is over six months old be spoiled? If you say
YES and you haven't seen
Superman Returns, do NOT proceed beyond this point.
No, no, this is not just a trumped up excuse to post another picture of Brandon Routh in tights. He is supah fly, though. Here's the story. I was in the salon today, post-coiffure mid-manicure, when my nail dude throws me for a loop. He purports to be a bit of a Superman expert, so I quiz him. "Is there any basis in the comics for Superman and Lois Lane having a son, like in the movie?" He's all, "Huh? Wha? What movie?". I'm like, "Superman Returns, dude." He responds that there is nothing in this movie to suggest that Lois' kid is the spawn of Superman. Hold the phone there, mani-boy, did that piano just fly across the room, crushing Lex's thug, all by itself? Am I crazy, people, or are the clearcoat fumes starting to degrade my brotha's thought processes? Talk to me. Oh, and one more of Brandon.
Seems to have a wonky eye in this one and even that is HOTT on him.
No, no, this is not just a trumped up excuse to post another picture of Brandon Routh in tights. He is supah fly, though. Here's the story. I was in the salon today, post-coiffure mid-manicure, when my nail dude throws me for a loop. He purports to be a bit of a Superman expert, so I quiz him. "Is there any basis in the comics for Superman and Lois Lane having a son, like in the movie?" He's all, "Huh? Wha? What movie?". I'm like, "Superman Returns, dude." He responds that there is nothing in this movie to suggest that Lois' kid is the spawn of Superman. Hold the phone there, mani-boy, did that piano just fly across the room, crushing Lex's thug, all by itself? Am I crazy, people, or are the clearcoat fumes starting to degrade my brotha's thought processes? Talk to me. Oh, and one more of Brandon.
Seems to have a wonky eye in this one and even that is HOTT on him.
10 comments:
Yeah, I thought the inferance was that the kid was his. I was as crushed as the bad guy, I was holding out an irrational hope that the Supahfly Guy was a 'mo.
Thank you. Aesthetishman is so damned adorable, he almost had me convinced. And he actually did have me reluctantly agreeing that I was wrong. He's that cute.
And we all know that being in love with a woman and possibly having a kid with her does not necessarily a straight man make, Andrew. Keep HOPE alive!
I'm singin' it.
I've j'adored Miss Routh ever since I saw him play a 'mo on Cold Case. *sigh* That jawline! A boy could snack on that for ages.
PS. Keep blogging sweet cheeks. Your entries may be rare as diamonds these days, but they sparkle so pretty.
She is a fine piece.
And aren't you just the sweetest thang? That'd be a YES.
I wish there was an emoticon that included Jazz Hands, 'cause I'm giving them to you right now.
Like so? http://tinyurl.com/yzfam2
I figure as long as I'm shamelessly posting up Routhpics, I might as well add some J-Weir. You think maybe I need a boybitch in the New Year?
OK fanboys, if you get the super duper ultimate Superman collection with 14 discs, one of them is the making of Superman Returns which has a 3-second blip of Routh in a beige, spandex body suit for body scanning, and the boy is tucked to the right...and the tuck AIN'T small. I had to do a pause just to behold it.
Oh, and Eva Maria Saint couldn't keep her hands off him the whole time she was filming.
That's hot. Beige spandex, who knew that could be hot?
But I do love a good cock shot. (Sorry, did I say that out loud?)
Okay, so I'm like one of only eight 'mo's on the planet who finds La Routh completely unattractive...
But yeah, Nail Boy is so smoking the nail varnish... the kid was totally Lois and Stupidman's...
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