Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Can you read my mind?
WARNING: Can a movie that is over six months old be spoiled? If you say YES and you haven't seen Superman Returns, do NOT proceed beyond this point.No, no, this is not just a trumped up excuse to post another picture of Brandon Routh in tights. He is supah fly, though. Here's the story. I was in the salon today, post-coiffure mid-manicure, when my nail dude throws me for a loop. He purports to be a bit of a Superman expert, so I quiz him. "Is there any basis in the comics for Superman and Lois Lane having a son, like in the movie?" He's all, "Huh? Wha? What movie?". I'm like, "Superman Returns, dude." He responds that there is nothing in this movie to suggest that Lois' kid is the spawn of Superman. Hold the phone there, mani-boy, did that piano just fly across the room, crushing Lex's thug, all by itself? Am I crazy, people, or are the clearcoat fumes starting to degrade my brotha's thought processes? Talk to me. Oh, and one more of Brandon.Seems to have a wonky eye in this one and even that is HOTT on him.