Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Santa baby, put a present under the tree for me

I can't stop looking at this guy.

You should have seen the look on the manager's face at Banana Republic when I asked if I could have the display window poster after Christmas. What? Like, does she think straight guys shop there or something?

20 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Nums. I just put the Banana into Banana Republic.

Anonymous said...

ah, smartly dressed and lightly toussled. just the way i like 'em.

toa: hahaha. nice.

Jen said...

Oh, he's a cutie. I love that stubble thing you boys do.

freakgirl said...

He cute. Scarf nice. Stubble good.

Michael said...

I'm thinking of getting the scarf. And trying the stubble. It's been years since I did that.

Jen, so we have the same taste in MEN, then?

Michael said...

Scratch that. I checked and the scarf is $118. I'm just going with the stubble.

freakgirl said...

I can make that scarf. :)

Jen said...

Interestingly, yes, we mostly do have the same taste in men.

With women, it's just...hmm. How to explain. There's a look that women who like to fuck other women have, and it's nothing to do with gender, since it occurs on femme women as well as butch women, and all across and around the gender scale. I want to say "phenotype" but that's not quite right. I'm too exhausted to find the right words, but suffice to say that the overwhelming majority of women I find attractive have that look and none of your pie ever displays it.

Michael said...

Probably because PIE is mostly just about big boobs, I've decided.

Freakgirl, I wish I had some useful skill like that. I never, ever say "I could make that!" as I can't really fashion anything out of anything. Feels good, I bet.

Michael Guy said...

Santa is watching.

Anonymous said...

uh-oh. i've been naughty. better spank me.

freakgirl said...

Trust me, you could make that scarf too, with a few lessons. It's easy to knit; it's the expensive yarn that makes it special.

Michael said...

Whiskery yet clean-scrubbed Banana Republic model.

The Other Andrew said...

Um, he's cute. We get it. Can we move on?

:P

Anonymous said...

GET ME ONE!

Michael said...

The scarf or the man?

The Other Andrew said...

Yes, you know, either. BOTH.

Michael said...

I tried the stubble thing this weekend. Went three days 'til I ran screaming to the Gillette Mach 3.

The Other Andrew said...

At Mach 3, I'll bet.

Michael said...

Or Mach 5 maybe? Mmmm, Speed Racer. Didn't he wear a bandana?