I kinda have to, don't you think? Oh, how you still haunt me, Big Brother Nick! More specifically, oh, how you still provide visual fodder for my afternoon jack-off, Big Brother Nick! Dreamy.
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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He's hawt, but I'm still doing naughty things to Tom Brady in my head. Can't stop or take a detour.
How did that song by Cornershop go?...
"Everybody needs a hot guy for a pillow, everybody needs a hot guy..." - or something.
You have an afternoon jack off? Wow. Do tell.
My motto's always been when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
AND... you're up to speed!
Always been a morning guy, you know? With "morning" extending until at least 4:00 PM. After that, I'm still game, but you'll gonna do most of the heavy work.
....you'll have to do most of the heavy work.
So do instead of stuffing your pie-hole with McDonalds and making your customers wait, do you have your afternoon...erm.."delight" and make them wait for you?
Now that is snazzy.
I defile myself at home. That's one thing I'll miss about Smalltown USA. Maybe I can find one of those LIVE/WORK developments in a city somewhere!
Or a private bathroom in an new office. I'm just sayin', a private bathroom in an office rocks...ahem.
Now it's YOUR turn to tell, sir!
Jesus, get a room.
(And then post the pictures.)
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