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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
15 comments:
Do you only have one testicle? Your yoga pants are too tight.
Seriously, that's very sweet. Lance is a hottie!
Ah, she was alluding to the uniball. That explains it.
Cuz, yeah, otherwise nothing like Lance Armstrong. Still, it was sweet!
Well I think you look like Lance Armstrong. Might have something to do with that fantasy of Matthew McConaughey sitting on your face, though.
You have similar body types...tall, fit, and slender, no?
People have been telling me lately that I remind them of Amy Sedaris and as much as I love her, I keep thinking they're talking about this:
http://snipurl.com/25ccp
Yes, to summarize, with my tall, fit and slender build, I think I might resemble Lance Armstrong, just so long as Matthew McConaughey's asscakes are obscuring my face.
FG, I think you have more of this kind of Amy vibe going:
http://tinyurl.com/4qult2
Ummm...
I'm thinking that my last comment came out all wrong.
Oops. I meant this:
http://tinyurl.com/4qult2
Sam, no, I got it. You sweet thing. But freakgirl knows the truth.
And speaking of my yoga pants, how much am I LOVING using my lululemon yoga attire for...yoga. Plus, I picked up their eco-friendly rubber naturally degradable yoga mat. J'adore.
Same link, "worship the glitch?" I do not understand!
When are you taking me shopping to lululemon, sugar daddy?
To be clear, I don't think you have the same face as Lance Armstrong, but I do see a resemblance. The bottom line is that you are a fucking hottie and I like your face better than Lance's sun-damaged one anyway.
Did you hear that, guys? A fucking hottie!
Heh. If you could see me now, my face a red blotchy mess from the meds Dermy gave me to remove SUN-DAMAGED skin. But I'll be so pretty soon.
As for lululemon, you know there's nothing I'd like better than to shop with you for overpriced yoga-inspired athletic wear. Soon, darling, soon. I got this black hoodie from lulu when I was in Vancouver, and I know you're thinking a hoodie is a hoodie, but it's just my favoritest clothing item right now and you can hardly get me out of it.
Hiya Michael - Bernard visiting from TOA.
Did your premonitions of waay too much lycra in the yoga room come to be?
Thanks for stopping, Bernard!
With this crew, bless 'em, almost ANY lycra is too much, but the only really challenge I've had is that moment when the shoes come off. Ladies need to consider some powder.
How ironic, my yoga lady said I looked just like Sheryl Crow....
or maybe that was a crow?
I'm not sure.
Whatever, I'm sure *your* yoga lady isn't doing you justice.
only if you really want to date tori burch. and sheryl crowe.
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