Monday, August 18, 2008

The one about my sister's left tater

Baby sister's mams are in the pink! I figured I should update everyone since you were so thoughtful with the well wishes. B-E-N-I-G-N.

Me: So is it tender? How long is the incision?
She: Not tender. For once I'm glad my boobs are kinda numb. And the incision is right next to the nipple, so it sort of blends in.
Me: So no one will notice?
She: No, Keith*, I don't think all the people who look at my nipples will notice.


*She calls me "Keith."

8 comments:

peter said...

So what's your name again? Michael or Keith?!

Michael said...

Heh. EDITED to clarify.

jason said...

Keith?
Like you're in the Partridge Family, right?

But I'm very glad to hear this news!

Bluebunny said...

So glad to hear the news - thanks for the update.

Michael said...

EXACTLY like I'm in the Partridge Family, Jason. David was Keith, Keith is Michael.

Viele dank, bb.

maddie said...

So good to hear!

The Other Andrew said...

Wait, I thought your real name was Esther!

BTW, give my love and congrats to your schwester and her left tit!

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