If we live our lives the right way, then everything we do can become a work of art.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Fo' shizzle my nizzle
OK, I think this is the most fun I've had in a few days. Or maybe forever. You know I'm gangsta anyway, right? Well, even for me it's not always easy to say just what I wanna say. It's hard out there for a pimp 'n all. Head on over to Gizoogle and do yours! (via)
Having both a movie review and a recipe translated into Gangsta is just scary...
"Fold all fizzle pimp in towards tha middle n upwards, ta makes a parcel, T-H-to-tha-izzen pinch pastry brotha ta seal (a shawty nigga or mizzle can help it S-T-to-tha-izzick ta itself)."
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
2 comments:
"Gizoogle!"
"Bless you."
That is SO wrong...
Having both a movie review and a recipe translated into Gangsta is just scary...
"Fold all fizzle pimp in towards tha middle n upwards, ta makes a parcel, T-H-to-tha-izzen pinch pastry brotha ta seal (a shawty nigga or mizzle can help it S-T-to-tha-izzick ta itself)."
Hehehehe
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