Monday, October 09, 2006
That's what happens when two worlds collide
So Friday night I finally met up with one of my favorite peeps from the interweb. Jen, of You Would Think fame (and who puts the Oh! in Ohio over at Freakgirl), and I had a lovely dinner in beautiful downtown Dayton. She's so cute and teensy and after a few awkward moments (OK, maybe ten) we hit it off famously. There was good food, good beers, sparkling conversation, and then we totally did it. No, I kid about that last part. We didn't do it, and that despite the fact I had THE jeans on. The ones that make even straight guys (like Kinsey ONE straight guys) need me to put it inside them? Those. So, yeah, she's a serious lesbian. But have I mentioned how cute? She had a tie on, y'all. But all crisp and put together...very ELLEN Collection. And even though she's my vast intellectual superior, she couldn't have been sweeter. I only caught her giving me the "oh, you poor stupid boy" look maybe twice. Nice night. What did we talk about? The gay agenda, of course. Duh. My one regret is that it took so long to meet up. You know, cuz it's too cold for shorts and sandals so she missed my best attributes.