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Sunday, October 22, 2006
Tie a napkin 'round your neck, cherie, and we'll provide the rest
This video straight up freaks me out. Yeah, costumes. You gotta know that to be hired at her Bedford estate, Martha requires immigrants to provide her with a newborn for use as pie filling and turkey stuffing. Bitch knows babies are chock full of stem cells.
Heads up, y'all. Amy Sedaris is gonna be baking her Lady Baltimore Cake with Martha on Monday's show.
Okay. I am officially freaked out. What idiot wants to do this to their infant child? And, too...don't you need several babies to do the whole buffet table thang? What's the point of, say,...just a baby in a turkey costume? And what if they poop themselves? Who wants a pie that smells like poo?! YIKES. Put down the crack pipe, Martha.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
3 comments:
bit spooky; I am playing the soundtrack to Beauty and the Beast on the laptop when I pulled your blog up!
dude, that is just disturbing. why would someone want to make their baby look like food??
Okay. I am officially freaked out. What idiot wants to do this to their infant child? And, too...don't you need several babies to do the whole buffet table thang? What's the point of, say,...just a baby in a turkey costume? And what if they poop themselves? Who wants a pie that smells like poo?! YIKES. Put down the crack pipe, Martha.
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