Sunday, July 15, 2007

And I learned how to get along

Man vs. Wild! As Bear Grylls is surviving the Kimberley in the Australian Outback, he notes that the extreme heat and humidity sometimes call for desperate measures. In this case, he decides he'll have to drink his own pee. "I'll drink your pee" popped into my head, as I'm sitting here on my couch. In air conditioning. I know. I'm disgusting.

10 comments:

Charlie said...

Isn't he the dreamiest of the dreamy? Last night when he was in some jungle, all soaking wet and couldn't get a fire going and he was hungry he looked at the camera and said in that accent, "I could murder a cheesecake right now." I'm not sure, but I think I fainted.

Bagheera said...

Bear is definitely at his sexiest when he's soaking wet. But then again, he's ALWAYS sexy. And always wet. God, someone stop me.

Beau RN said...

You are so Yellow Hankie. I so fucking love it. You just got HAWTER!

freakgirl said...

I saw that clip on "The Soup" this weekend. I thought it was dangerous to drink your own pee. Isn't it all salty...wouldn't it just make things worse?

I've been thinking about that all weekend. You guys are all, "He's so hot" and I'm all, "HE FUCKING DRANK HIS PEE!"

Michael Guy said...

:: Surfing Lands' End for rubber sheets ::

Michael said...

We're nasty is what we are. The only one who even BLINKED at Bear drinking his pee (and Beau thought ME drinking Bear's pee was HAWT) was freakgirl.

Yes, FG, it's salty, but not like sea water salty. It's certainly not the quaff of choice to hydrate, unless you're in survival mode. And it's sterile as it's produced, though as it passes out the end of your urethra it gets contaminated, so don't let your pee sit for long. Drink it piping warm and fresh!

Michael said...

PS Yellow hankie....har!

MG, we'll stick to the shower/tub.

freakgirl said...

You people are crazy. I'm calling my senator. :: winks ::

I agree - stick to the shower. No need for the rubber sheets. Those things can chafe the hell out of you.

Michael said...

The voice of experience, ladies and gentleman.

freakgirl said...

shaddup.