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Sunday, July 15, 2007
And I learned how to get along
Man vs. Wild! As Bear Grylls is surviving the Kimberley in the Australian Outback, he notes that the extreme heat and humidity sometimes call for desperate measures. In this case, he decides he'll have to drink his own pee. "I'll drink your pee" popped into my head, as I'm sitting here on my couch. In air conditioning. I know. I'm disgusting.
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Isn't he the dreamiest of the dreamy? Last night when he was in some jungle, all soaking wet and couldn't get a fire going and he was hungry he looked at the camera and said in that accent, "I could murder a cheesecake right now." I'm not sure, but I think I fainted.
We're nasty is what we are. The only one who even BLINKED at Bear drinking his pee (and Beau thought ME drinking Bear's pee was HAWT) was freakgirl.
Yes, FG, it's salty, but not like sea water salty. It's certainly not the quaff of choice to hydrate, unless you're in survival mode. And it's sterile as it's produced, though as it passes out the end of your urethra it gets contaminated, so don't let your pee sit for long. Drink it piping warm and fresh!
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Isn't he the dreamiest of the dreamy? Last night when he was in some jungle, all soaking wet and couldn't get a fire going and he was hungry he looked at the camera and said in that accent, "I could murder a cheesecake right now." I'm not sure, but I think I fainted.
Bear is definitely at his sexiest when he's soaking wet. But then again, he's ALWAYS sexy. And always wet. God, someone stop me.
You are so Yellow Hankie. I so fucking love it. You just got HAWTER!
I saw that clip on "The Soup" this weekend. I thought it was dangerous to drink your own pee. Isn't it all salty...wouldn't it just make things worse?
I've been thinking about that all weekend. You guys are all, "He's so hot" and I'm all, "HE FUCKING DRANK HIS PEE!"
:: Surfing Lands' End for rubber sheets ::
We're nasty is what we are. The only one who even BLINKED at Bear drinking his pee (and Beau thought ME drinking Bear's pee was HAWT) was freakgirl.
Yes, FG, it's salty, but not like sea water salty. It's certainly not the quaff of choice to hydrate, unless you're in survival mode. And it's sterile as it's produced, though as it passes out the end of your urethra it gets contaminated, so don't let your pee sit for long. Drink it piping warm and fresh!
PS Yellow hankie....har!
MG, we'll stick to the shower/tub.
You people are crazy. I'm calling my senator. :: winks ::
I agree - stick to the shower. No need for the rubber sheets. Those things can chafe the hell out of you.
The voice of experience, ladies and gentleman.
shaddup.
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