Right now, as I type this, there's a Jesus-y teen group sitting in a big circle around my neighbor's pool. They are all listening to a CD of some annoyingly soft-voiced guy preach (think Mr. Rogers only younger and smugger) to them about spreading Christ's grace, all this at high volume over the outdoor speakers that dot the yard. I have a strong urge to crank up my own system and play something like "Do You Take It In the Ass?". Or "It's Raining Men". Does this feeling mean it's really true what they say? The gays really are evil? Maybe even possessed? OMG, they've just started group discussion. I can't be sure, but if they start singing Kumbaya, I suspect I may combust.
This house can't sell quickly enough.
ADDED: OMG, you guys, I just went out back to water my hanging basket, and I didn't notice before, but there's a priest back there, too! And I think he totally cruised me. I'd fuck him. At least once anyway, but if he wants a relationship, he'll have to get a better haircut. Looks like he blows that shit dry.