Thursday, February 14, 2008

Crucial, I think I wantcha

Gosh, I've seen no fewer than three married closet cases at work today. Granted, it's been busy here, but still. How can I be so certain, you ask? I can't, of course, but do you really doubt me? You know the look. You've seen it. As have so many Republican Congressional pages. It's making me sad. And not just because I wish I was fucking any one or all of them myself.

4 comments:

Mel said...

That whole married and in the closet thing creeps me out. I can think of few things (hygiene) that are bigger turn-offs.

The Other Andrew said...

I hope you sung "My Funny Valentine" to at least one of them.

samuel said...

i had plans to get into the pants of one of my married co-workers last summer. i was convinced he liked boys. then i found out i was right and found out he was cheating on his prego wife with all kinds of mens and womens and i got so grossed out and thought to myself, "i deserve better!"

the folly of youth?

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

When I worked at a gay bar, there was this one guy who would actually tell you he was married. Maybe he thought it would be a big turn-on. It always made me kind of sad.