1. Matthew McConaughey is WAY less interesting now that he's clean-cut and impregnating people. Fact.
2. His new movie "Fool's Gold" will suck, as all movies do that have trailers you can't sit through without thinking, "Bored now." Fact.
3. Chris on Project Runway is Dr. Bombay with a sketch pad. Fact.
4. Rami on Project Runway wears the fuck out of a polo and he gives me randy pants. Also, I want his nose in my mouth. Fact.
5. Shart once, and you're gun-shy for months. Fact.
Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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Let's just hope numbers 4 and 5 don't coincide.
Fact. Matthew McConaughey was never interesting.
Fact. Your skill at the overshare never ceases to amaze me.
Fact: Freakgirl is right about Matthew McConaughey. Even in Dazed and Confused where he was at least funny, if not interesting.
Fact: I just looked up the definition of "shart" and am wondering if I should ever come back to this blog. (Obviously I will, if for no other reason than to learn words like shart.)
I fear I must disagree with Freak and Frontier... well, okay, he may not be "interesting," but he's very nice to look at... the less clothing the better.
He doesn't have to talk... with a body like his, I won't be listening to the words anyway!
fact: matt is gay, so camila is bearing the spawn of scientology. it's like the tom and katie thing. only with someone non-fat-and-aging-into-k.d.lang.
fact: the nose thing is both disturbing, and hot.
Jason, true, but I would put no qualifications on the opportunity to be on Rami's face.
Freakgirl, interesting may have been a stretch. Will you give me aesthetically pleasing in those surfing photos? As for overshare, I don't like action-oriented romantic comedies. I can't lie.
Doc, we can have fun AND learn!
Jay, exactly. He had his brief, shining moment of pretty.
Landis, he's gay? And a Scientologist? And is that redundant? And you know I meant his nose was still on his face, right?
I can't get past the fact that McConaughey looks he REEKS.
Fact 3 made me LOL. I actually know a guy that looks and acts like Chris.
Fact 4: Not sure that I want his nose in my mouth but he can put it in other places. That black shirt he was wearing last night was hot.
I think matthew mcconaughey is kinda dreamy. he does the dimples + soft, curly, floppy hair thing exceptionally well.
Dr. Bombay?
he was my mentor in medical school, after Dr. Julia Hoffman.
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