I give you a few selections from IF STARS MOVED TO OHIO:
Jennifer Aniston:
Jessica Simpson:
Johnny Depp:
Nicole Kidman:
And my personal favorite, Pamela Anderson:
I totally work with her. Like, right now. If I show her this, do you think she'll get it?
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My fave has to be Jessica Simpson. She doesn't look any different!
Ha!
But that hair. I see that every day.
It's so true of so many places. You could just have easily said Pittsburgh. Or my native South Carolina. I'm so happy not to live in either anymore.
Spotting hair confections is the most entertainment I get some days, Mel.
"spotting hair confections"?
Why does that vaguely nauseate me?
But that Planet Hiltron site is funny. My favorite there is the Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas Olan Mills portrait.
I'm still reeling from Jessica's knitwear...
Lisa, I thought the exact same thing.
Michael, you really see that hair every day?! Seriously. It's time for a move.
...Dallas, TX. Not so much the city, but the 'burbs. Mary Mother of God.
Jason, it's like pastry or cotton candy. In fact, when we were kids, my sister and I used to mime swirling a stick as a heads up that there was a cotton candy 'do in the vicinity. OK, we still do it.
Andrew, as Tim Gunn might say, that's a lot of look.
Susie, I work with it. Not ON it. Beside it. And yes.
Sam, now I want to see what the Blessed Virgin would look like if she moved to Ohio. (And, yeah, Texas...whew)
I think this is what Jessica Simpson looks like on Tuesdays, her stylist's day off.
omg..those pics are great. johnny depp and pam anderson made me augh the most.
*snort*
fuck me that is hilARious!
Being from Michigan, I can totally relate.
I have a friend who used to work as a chashier at walmart. She used to describe the quality of her day by the mullet count that passed through her register. A normal day might be a 56-mullet day. A really bad day might be a 200-mullet day. Anything to occupy the brain!
I swear Johnny Depp is totally my brother-in-law.
omg omg omg I'm DYING!
Oh my. I think Nicole Kidman needs to put down the crimper and get some Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment before Jennifer Anniston eats it. Meanwhile I think I just spotted Pamela Anderson on the Fire Island Ferry yesterday. Or was that Robin Byrd?
I think "Jennifer Aniston" may actually my older sister's head and body. I say that without malice (I love my sister).
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