This video straight up freaks me out. Yeah, costumes. You gotta know that to be hired at her Bedford estate, Martha requires immigrants to provide her with a newborn for use as pie filling and turkey stuffing. Bitch knows babies are chock full of stem cells.Heads up, y'all. Amy Sedaris is gonna be baking her Lady Baltimore Cake with Martha on Monday's show.
3 comments:
bit spooky; I am playing the soundtrack to Beauty and the Beast on the laptop when I pulled your blog up!
dude, that is just disturbing. why would someone want to make their baby look like food??
Okay. I am officially freaked out. What idiot wants to do this to their infant child? And, too...don't you need several babies to do the whole buffet table thang? What's the point of, say,...just a baby in a turkey costume? And what if they poop themselves? Who wants a pie that smells like poo?! YIKES. Put down the crack pipe, Martha.
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