Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Eating snowflakes with plastic forks
And with that delicious lyric, I welcome back an old favorite (of mine) to Pipedreams. Big hint: it's Wednesday, right? Who's hankerin' for some PIE? Next week it's all about the pumpkin and the pecan, but for this week we're serving up some Miss Scarlett Johannson. She's all lips and nose and tits and she usually seems kinda whorey, doesn't she? God, I love her. Esquire has tapped her as their Sexiest Woman Alive. Hell, even I'd tap her, and you know what a huge fag I am. It doesn't hurt that she was in my favorite movie of the summer, Matchpoint. Shutup. You still haven't seen that? Seriously, go buy it right now and if you're not completely satisfied, I'll refund your money. Not really, but it's immaterial,because you will be, you know, completely satisfied. She fucks Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in it. Please. Don't even front.Did you hear that she cheated on Josh Hartnett? Good for her. Maybe THAT will open his eyes. So yeah, even if she didn't bring the trailer trash vibe that I adore, which she does, in spades, she was in Ghost World, y'all.