Actually, I wanna do a producer. I have a question for you. Since when is Gelman so fucking hot? I'm guessing here, but there must have been a point where he realized no self-respecting Jew of a certain age frosts his hair. The hair, the shirt...it's like fucking Tom Ford gave him a makeover.
ADDED: By way of explanation, Regis had bypass surgery. Oh. I guess that doesn't really explain things. OK, Regis had bypass surgery, so I TiVoed the show because Anderson Cooper was guest hosting, and I'll be dipped, but Anderson wasn't even the hottest thing on. It was Gelman, then Anderson. No, actually it was Mark Wahlberg, Gelman, then Anderson. Shoot. Let me try one more time? Cool. It was Mark Wahlberg, the smell that Mark Consuelos leaves on Kelly, Gelman, then Anderson. That sounds like I'm knocking Anderson, when I'm totally not. Did you notice how he giggles like a schoolgirl at everything Kelly says? A-dorable.
P.S. Get better, Reege! But, you know, don't rush it. Co-hosting is a craft, and Cooper and Consuelos need some time to hone their instruments.