Actually, I wanna do a producer. I have a question for you. Since when is Gelman so fucking hot? I'm guessing here, but there must have been a point where he realized no self-respecting Jew of a certain age frosts his hair. The hair, the shirt...it's like fucking Tom Ford gave him a makeover.
ADDED: By way of explanation, Regis had bypass surgery. Oh. I guess that doesn't really explain things. OK, Regis had bypass surgery, so I TiVoed the show because Anderson Cooper was guest hosting, and I'll be dipped, but Anderson wasn't even the hottest thing on. It was Gelman, then Anderson. No, actually it was Mark Wahlberg, Gelman, then Anderson. Shoot. Let me try one more time? Cool. It was Mark Wahlberg, the smell that Mark Consuelos leaves on Kelly, Gelman, then Anderson. That sounds like I'm knocking Anderson, when I'm totally not. Did you notice how he giggles like a schoolgirl at everything Kelly says? A-dorable.
P.S. Get better, Reege! But, you know, don't rush it. Co-hosting is a craft, and Cooper and Consuelos need some time to hone their instruments.
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Gelman? Who is this Gleman of which you speak?...
Michael Gelman. He's the executive producer on LIVE! with Regis and Kelly. I wanted to post a pic of his pulchritude, but apparently the transformation is new, because I couldn't find any photos that come close to matching the TiVo freeze frame I'm staring at as I type. I swear to Bob he looks like Tom Ford, only more boy next door. And more Jew-y.
So, right up your alley then.
Actually, I'm picturing Michael T Weiss (circa "Jeffrey") for some reason...
Oh jesus, maybe not that good, but still really good.
You have something like a Rolodex of hotness in your head, don't you? It's an alphabetized (or maybe chronological?) desk resource, only neural, but no less thumbed through than if it were real.
Consuelos co-hosted the other day and he's just another example of the universe not being set up for fairness or balance. He's incredibly handsome, smart, funny as hell, and married to this bitch who brings home MAD cheddar so he don't have to do jack except decorate his downtown loft while they live in their uptown apartment.
Uh, ja. I have like a chart in my head. Pie charts. Venn diagrams. The whole shebang.
Consuelos got hisself a good deal.
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