Thursday, March 08, 2007

Slipping through my fingers all the time

1. A baby
2. Grandpa's ashes
3. Your semen sample

Things you shouldn't let me carry! I tell ya, I've been Mrs. Butterfingers the last few days. I have the Eureka, the Dirt Devil, a Swiffer and a Tide Stain Stick all setting out in the corner because there's no use putting them away. In fact, as I type this my pants are in the spin cycle.

6 comments:

freakgirl said...

Blogging pantsless again, huh?

The Other Andrew said...

Is that where the expression "don't get your knickers in a twist" comes from?

Peter said...

Kinky!

Chaucer's Bitch said...

um, WHOSE semen sample?

nash said...

surely the semen sample comes from MR Butterfingers, no?

Peter said...

Mr. Butterfingers is on Fairview Sue's blog, so Michael is the Tender One?