I was at the Banana Republic this weekend. What's that? Yeah, I know. Again. It was a big sale! Anyway, a Mika song came on their soundtrack and I couldn't help but sing along. The salesgirl asked if I knew him and I was all, "Yeah, I've been listening to him for months, thanks to my girl with the inside line."She's like, "I found out about him on Perez Hilton. Do you read that?" Isn't that the same as her asking me if I'm gay? Because I'm obviously not a celebrity. All I know is the cute salesguy (who needs to go down one size on both tops and bottoms) winked after I said I did read it every once in a great while, but I first heard about Mika on my daily stop at Towleroad.
PS If you keep all those extra buttons and thread that come with stuff from Banana Republic, will you be my bf/gf? Because I know I should but I don't even pretend to any more and I need someone to do it for me.