Many of you may have seen this, but I'm posting it for the few who haven't, because it's just too rich to miss. And very au courant, with the whole gay conversion thing (see: Haggard, Big Gay Reverend).
It took me effin' forever, but at this late date, even if I could, I wouldn't change a thing. It may be sad to some of you that it took me so long, but it's the happiest and best thing that ever happened to me, no matter when. They'll never be a "cure", I know that like I know few things, and I also know what an immeasurable loss the world would suffer were it possible to have no more queer.
ADDED: CB says the YouTube link is dead, but you can still watch it at Comedy Central. Here is the video link. Scroll down to Diagnosis Mystery: Parts 1 & 2.