PS. Sweetie darling sweetie, I finally found myself a boyfriend! Yaaaaayyy!! His name is Ronald, and he is a cute little Indonesian-born hottie. Oh, and should I mention that he's 28 years old? ;-)
*Sigh*
PSS. Of course you remain moi's secret internet love, but thats just our little secret. M'kay?
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Pretty much.
HOLLA!
Seriously.
That was me above. Dumb work computer. What an ass he is. Honestly, you don't think it can get any worse, yet, there it is.
...and for good reason.
Woo... that's delicious.
Yup. soooooo true.
PS. Sweetie darling sweetie, I finally found myself a boyfriend! Yaaaaayyy!! His name is Ronald, and he is a cute little Indonesian-born hottie. Oh, and should I mention that he's 28 years old? ;-)
*Sigh*
PSS. Of course you remain moi's secret internet love, but thats just our little secret. M'kay?
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