I could fall back on the whole retarded "Well, she's PIE and who doesn't love PIE?" argument, but that wouldn't even fly in Mike's World of Delusion, Denial and Obfuscation. Here's the thing, not only would I like to taste her, I'd like to eat things off her. Like my lunch, off her ass.
And it never hurts when they like to dress kinda slutty. Seriously, I think she's wearing this in the airport.
Plus, she's got the trailer trash vibe going, which, as y'all know by now, really works for me.
Makes me pine for home and gives me timber. Her one distracting flaw is the bunny smile.
But it just serves to further endear her to me, cuz Lord knows I do not mind a toothy blowjob. If you haven't been watching her in Heroes, you should rectify that immediately because you've been missing the best show of the new season. They've had more PAY OFF in three months than Lost has in two years. You know I'm just playin' with all this STRAIGHT stuff, right? I'd knock the bitch down and step on her if we were in a race to get some Ronaldo:
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Hey Ronaldo, nice purse. Still hot though baby.
How do they do that? How do they carry a purse and still look hot? I mean, give me a purse and I'd look like Phyllis Diller... with a goatee.
Psssst! I've done it. Carried a manpurse, I mean. When traveling, one needs some stuff, right? Camera, water, monies, identification, maybe a travel guide, moisturizer, lip balm. And I'm not wearing a fanny pack.
I wasn't hot doing it, though. Damn him. Damn him all to my own personal hell.
And Andrew? It's Thanksgiving here tomorrow, and straight up in he-ere, I'm gonna give thanks for you. The other day I thought of how consistently you make me laugh. So much so, that I think I don't acknowledge it often. It's just a given that you'll tickle me with some outright funny or a wry turn or phrase. I'm thankful.
A "m'urse"?
Awww, sweetpea you made me tear up a little. You're the sweetest, the cat's pyjamas, you're cellophane.
It sounds kinda trite to bat the sentiments right back at you, but I'm thankful for you too. Your humour and your warmth make my day, you big lug. I love to laugh, and I love that I make you laugh. Lord knows you've given me some of my best laughs The Internets has even delivered.
When I've had a flat day you've always come through with a zinger. 3% body fat, 97% adorable.
PS. You can tell he's straight because the bag doesn't match the shoes. Death. First.
When I've had a flat day you've always come through with a zinger. 3% body fat, 97% adorable.
Just for that, you get to be topsies first.
PS. You can tell he's straight because the bag doesn't match the shoes. Death. First.
But the belt throws a wrench into the works.
Just for that, you get to be topsies first.
Yay for me!
But the belt throws a wrench into the works.
Agreed. At first I thought it was a nice package he was carrying, then I realised it IS a nice package he's carrying.
is that shirt he's wearing... pink??? i think you fellows may have some hope, yet. taken in isolation a pink shirt or a man purse wouldn't signify much, but no straight man on earth does them together, especially with a designer belt thrown in for good measure. the fact that the belt, purse, and shoes don't match is a deliberate ploy on his part to throw the hungry homos off his scent. he's clearly still a closet case.
as for the blonde chicky-doo there, i see nothing special. she looks like every other anorexic fake blonde hollywood chicky-doo. i can't tell them apart anymore. give me heaping helping of catherine zeta-jones with a side of lucy lawless any day.
happy Biggest Shopping Day of the Year!
You must be right, CB! So totally calculated to keep his bogey off our gaydar.
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