When I opened this email, I had a no-touch release, y'all. Creamed. My. Shorts*. This slice of heaven pictured is not where I live, but where I'll be spending the Christmas holiday. Whistler and Blackcomb Mountains, outside of beautiful Vancouver, BC, have received ::pinkie finger to corner of mouth:: ONE HUNDRED INCHES of snow this month. Wheee!*interested parties should enter "Mike's Panties" into the searchbox over at eBay.
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This is giving me chills. So, given that I'm also dying from the heat, now I'm a menopausal woman all of a sudden.
OMG, you're Rosie!
http://www.rosie.com/blog/
OHMYGOD, you're right. All of a sudden I feel like joining the women's golf circuit.
(PS. Jen, you'll warn me if I cross the line, won't you?)
Dude, sweet mullet.
Shall we see how many sapphic stereotypes we can cram into my skiing post?
I know, well it beats talking about your balls for a change.
My balls=evergreen
So, who's up for some plumbing? Deck building?
Let me just get the dogs settled and I'll help with that deck.
OK, sweetie, I'll cue up the Indigo Girls mix and meet you out back. Oh, and would you grab my Eccos? I left them in the Subaru.
:) Jen's going to give us a smack down, right?
Ummm, she wore a tie on our first date. Kinda shaky ground from which to commence a smackdown.
PS She was completely adorable in it.
..and you wore strapless?
PS. you know that we envy that she's actually gotten to meet you, right? I mean, for a start she's the only one with proof that you have a head.
Envy me. She's the smart, cool one. But you knew that. Have I mentioned she totally felt me up?
Not only does my head exist, mijo, it has its own zip code.
The photo is mightly appreciated; here in Arizona I miss some snow for the holidays.
Andrew, yes, yes, my looks and charms are legendary. That's why I'm currently dating my powered toothbrush.
Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a total catch!
ur-spo, prefer the snow THERE, in the mountains vs. in my backyard, but it is GORGEOUS, isn't it? And 60 inches in the last seven days?! I wish I was there now, but it'll be there in a month. Weren't you just in Palm Springs?
Hey, dating your toothbrush at least keeps your nethers fresh. White. Minty.
Better yet. Dance to Happy Feet!
yes, we were just in Palm Springs - clear skies and 80s.
No wonder Bing Crosby conjured "White Christmas' here!
I mean, for a start she's the only one with proof that you have a head.
HA HA!
You're all such bitches. I say this in the most loving way possible.
I did wear a tie & blazer the first time we met, but on our second date I wore a black, strappy, lacy evening dress and heels. Yet you obsess on the tie.
Andrew, he really is adorable, not to mention quite pleasing to the touch. I have no idea why he thinks he has such a big head because he doesn't. He's a perfect example of why the straight women complain about all the best men being gay.
Jen, you know how my sense of humor is completely juvenile, right? Same thing with crushes. You're like the cute girl that I'd tease incessantly on the playground. You were completely adorable in both guises, both boy and girl drag. On Saturday (during the BIG GAME), I tried on a velvet blazer at least three times, but couldn't pull the trigger. I needed you!
You know that whenever we're out together, we basically look like a married couple from Kettering who've left a few kids back in the ranch house with a babysitter and a carefully hidden, tightly locked stash of queer porn, right? What's hilarious (to me anyway) is that practically everyone around here seems so completely repressed that me telling you, "Yes honey, you should totally get that velvet blazer," would probably not even raise an eyebrow.
Have you been watching The Class? "You know how they say every girl marries her father? Wait for it..."
Re: The Class: That was HILARIOUS.
I bailed on it. It just didn't make me laugh the first few weeks. Is it getting better?
The queer(?) husband was my favorite part. Oh, and the incredibly hot other queer husband, natch. Maybe I'll give it another shot.
::shakes fist::
So we get "Newlyweds" and other Z Grade U.S. cast-offs, but we don't get this? A pox on all your houses Australian television networks.
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