Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Oh, to see a great big man entirely made of snow

You know I love you Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye (especially you, Danny), and Rosemary Clooney. Even you, the wasp-waisted bitch they had to dub (though you're not pictured here). I love all of you, I do, but seriously, it's snowing and it's five fucking degrees this morning and, add insult to injury, it feels like I'm getting an inside-the-nose zit. So you'll excuse me if I just sing along without the choreography, then? I can only move so much on this bathmat anyway, and I'm saving my energy for the sprint across frozen expanse of tile to the bedroom.

I'm not ready to write off the whole day yet, but let's file it under inauspicious start, shall we? If you don't want it nipped, you better cover it, and if you don't want it chapped, you better lube it, people. Oh, and fuck you, Snow Miser.

8 comments:

quiet 60s girl said...

Five degrees??!! Sounds like a cosy day in bed with some hot chocolate, movies and more chocolate. We are Thirty four degrees and 81% humidity. But i will fly over for some hot chocolate...

Michael said...

And don't forget I was talking Fahrenheit, Q! That's -15C. Will you still come? I'd love to share some hot chocolate with you. Seriously, there's this dude at the Banana Republic who I think we could double-team. He's a dancer! Or we could find a girl, I guess.

Michael said...

PS Have I mentioned how nice it is to have you come 'round again?

quiet 60s girl said...

P.S. And i am not just talking about the kind you drink, i like Hot Chocolate as in the music too. And you don't have to run down to the shops i am allergic to marshmallows..

Funny quiet q60s girl seems to be getting louder all the time... hmm

quiet 60s girl said...

Why thank you for mention of my "coming" around (though that my dear is as infrequent as ever) but yes now that you just said Fahrenheit!! we will have to snuggle extra close and who knows ;) -

Chas said...

Just as an FYI, we all think it's frigid here in Austin at 33 degrees. Plus, there are three new real estate developments in the city....too subtle?

Michael said...

You're as subtle as a cartoon anvil, darling. Part of your charm.

Those fab high-rises are tres expensive, though! We'd go halfsies?

The Other Andrew said...

Sydney. Summer. We just installed another additional airconditioner in our office yesterday because we are badasses that say "screw you ozone layer".