I think it's time for some meat around here. All the boob talk is starting to worry me. Have you been watching Brothers and Sisters? You really should be. It's sweet and funny and rife with manmeat. Never mind that Rachel Griffiths is one of the sisters (adore her) and that Sally Field is fabulous as the ultra-liberal matriarch, because the real reason to tune in is that each of the titular brothers is more snackable than the next. So what choice do I have but to rate them in descending order of fuckitude? Understanding, of course, that I'd sell my left nut for a chance with any one of these guys. And I don't part with Esteban lightly, y'all.
1. Matthew RhysIs he #1 with me because he plays gay brother, Kevin? Possibly, because this character is adorable, you guys, and funny and smart and a lawyer and he gets lots of play. Plus, that face!
2. Dave AnnableBaby brother Justin is damaged goods. Fresh after his exit from Iraq, he's entered rehab. The caregiver in me wants to lend him a hand.
3. Balthazar GettyHe's so compact! And so Getty. I'll confess. Old money is Mikenip.
I said I was doing the brothers, and I stuck with that for the ranking, but I feel for the sake of completeness that I should at least mention the brother-in-law, played by John Pyper-Ferguson.Oh! Also, there's Kevin's new boyfriend, the closeted soap actor, played by Jason Lewis.Go on, click to enlarge. I know, right? Sunday nights at 10, kiddos.