Decidedly NSFW.
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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When they arrest me for absentmindedly singing this delightful little ditty in the produce aisle at Kroger, can I call you to come post bail?
It's catchy! And sure.
I love it.
Of course you do!
I love that checklist.
Adorable. Check.
Reliable. Check.
Ass Bandit. Question Mark.
I would kill to be on an elevator at the hospital and have that come over the Muzak system. My God. Someone needs to do a remix STAT!
Kinda begs for a dance remix, Beau. Then, what doesn't?
Hah! That's awesome.
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