1. A baby
2. Grandpa's ashes
3. Your semen sample
Things you shouldn't let me carry! I tell ya, I've been Mrs. Butterfingers the last few days. I have the Eureka, the Dirt Devil, a Swiffer and a Tide Stain Stick all setting out in the corner because there's no use putting them away. In fact, as I type this my pants are in the spin cycle.
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Blogging pantsless again, huh?
Is that where the expression "don't get your knickers in a twist" comes from?
Kinky!
um, WHOSE semen sample?
surely the semen sample comes from MR Butterfingers, no?
Mr. Butterfingers is on Fairview Sue's blog, so Michael is the Tender One?
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