Friday, June 01, 2007

No wind, no rain

Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough (say it again)
Ain't no river wild enough
To keep me from you.

I'm with you, Diana, I am. But girth, baby, girth is an issue. Remember that dildo I bought a while back? I feel remiss in not giving you an update. Three words, kids. Way. Too. Big. I'd have as much luck shoving that thing up my left nose hole. I'm thinking of possible reuses and right now I'm leaning toward hood ornament. Can you chrome latex?


Michael Guy said...

Maybe you need some 420 lube and a room with a view.

Beau RN said...

Yeah..what Michael Guy said. And breathe, relax, breathe some more, relax, breathe. Don't be in such a rush, Type A.