Sunday, November 04, 2007

I spy with my little eye

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is on the cover of Details this month. Oh, and he's in white jeans. Suck it, Will and Charlie.

EDITED: I replaced the small pic with a scan of the cover. You can now click to enlarge for full hotness (pornstache and all, FG). Please to enjoy.

20 comments:

freakgirl said...

That photo is very small. Is that a pornstache I see? Please tell me it's not. Why would he fight the hotness like that?

Michael said...

Yes, pornstache! And one of those annoying deep v-necked t-shirts, but it's all powerless against how fucking hot he is on that cover. I'm gonna scan a bigger shot in.

sam said...

Oh God I'm blind. JRM is hot, always will be, but I think what's missing from this picture is a mullet and a Fiero with a CD hanging from the rear-view mirror.

The Other Andrew said...

Sam,
Nah, it's all ironic don't you see? Or at least, I hope it is.

Mr Mike,
Teh hotness, agreed.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

I don't know who or what this person is, but...


WANT. Want NOW.

maddie said...

I just watched Bend It Like Beckham this weekend. I've always loved soccer boys, Jonathan is just gorgeous, and Oh MY GOD that accent just kills me. Mmm.

freakgirl said...

Maddie, I watched BILB again this weekend, too. He is so beautiful.

Michael said...

Y'all aren't helping my CAUSE here by talking Fiero and mullet and IRONY. Besides the hotness, the point of this post was that white jeans are OK.

maddie said...

White jeans are ok on HIM, because his hotness could wear anything and have it be ok. And HOT. :) I would say that a pornstache is not ok, not even for him.

samuel said...

the irony is that he's still hot despite the porstache and the white jeans, which i'm sure are perfectly stylish so long as you don't mind leaving the party with your jacket tied around your waist!

freakgirl said...

White jeans are never okay, Michael.

Kent said...

...I love white jeans. And Pontiac Fiero's.

I know I know. I'm 1% of 1%. I still do.

Michael said...

I'll go to my grave saying they looked cute this summer paired with an orange polo and suede flips.

What? OK. Fine!

Chaucer's Bitch said...

suede flip-flops are inherently wrong. their existence cannot be justified.


is it me or does he look like a dark Carey Elwes?

freakgirl: at first when i saw the letters 'BILB' i thought it must be a variation on 'MILF' and tried to think what it must stand for. i came up with Boy I'd Like to Blow before I realized you were talking about a movie!

Michael said...

You people! I draw the line at giving up my suede flips. They're cute and divine comfy and from the Banana and if loving them is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

And with JRM, you can use BILB either way. That accent! Unnngghhhhh.

freakgirl said...

BILB is awesome. Let's make a t-shirt!

willnyc said...

(deep sigh)
of course the "dirty little Irish boy from the bogs" would wear white jeans. not ironic, I promise. he's probably still wearing them now, covered in questionable stains, sharing a pint with Colin "chlamydia" Farrell in some skanky Dublin pub.
but what really stopped the presses: orange flip flops? orange SUEDE flip flops? and the liking of them? paired WITH the fatal white jeans? cuts like a knife, my friend. deeply.

Michael said...

Not ORANGE suede flips. I think YOU'VE been tipping a pint or two back. Orange polo, tan suede flip-flops. If you're gonna fashion police me, and I need you to, at least appraise me with a sober eye.

As for Colin Farrell, accent or no, ewww.

The Other Andrew said...

Yah, I don't think there's enough crabicide in the whole world to deal with Farrell.

Michael Guy said...

People there is absolutely nothing WRONG with white jeans.

I have them and I'm fabulous. So there.

Plus, hello? Designer Valentino & Jackie Kennedy ...Audrey Hepburn...check photo images and see those white jeans pop up here and there.

BTW: I live in Capri in my head, like...