It's wicked! It's the feeling a former altar boy gets from drinking and dancing and kissing a boy in a deconsecrated-church-turned-disco in the 80s. Or so I'd imagine.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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I am going to look at this every day before work. OMG.
I just peed myself.
That is so disturbingly hilarious. Love it.
It's wicked! It's the feeling a former altar boy gets from drinking and dancing and kissing a boy in a deconsecrated-church-turned-disco in the 80s. Or so I'd imagine.
Always look on the bright side of life!
Hysterical!
I think I found my new wallpaper for my work computer at The Big Christian Charity!
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