As I was getting ready for work this morning, I was briefly taken aback by how much I lubricate myself. It happened gradually, I guess, but now I find that I'm anointing myself with oils, creams and lotions from head to toe. Care to join me as I step out of the shower? While still wet, I douse myself shoulders to ankles with Neutrogena Body Oil (unscented). Then it's face time, with Lush Eau Roma Water, followed closely by Aveda All-Sensitive Moisturizer. I'm in my 40s now, so the eyes need a lil' extra attention, non? Tourmaline Charged Eye Creme. Smack my lips with some Honey Trap, and I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille. Well, except for hands and feet, where I'm back to the Aveda Aesthetique, for Hand Relief and Foot Relief.
I'm worth it, right? IT'S worth it. Right? Oh dear. I'm ridiculous.
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It's worth it, babe. Your skin is flawless.
My face has sprouted a ton of lines within the past two weeks. WHY? I mean, yes, I know how old I am, but why all at once?
:: cries ::
well it is winter and the heat is on - when in doubt, moistorize!
FG, so what about a nice light moisturizing foundation to even out my skin tone? OK, too far. Wrinkles? Vous? I doubt it, but excuse enough to add intensive facials to our spa day.
ur-spo, it's always about the mois-chu.
Well, Michael, we must look good when we go see Mika. :D
I said, "Suckin' too hard on your lollipop, oh, love's gonna get you down!"
Not sure what I meant, though.
How much is Hand Relief?
i speak for everyone when i say we would all enjoy a nice photographic step-by-step demonstration of how to look as good as you.
who doesn't enjoy a nice, clean, well-lubricated man?
For you, Andrew darling, Hand Relief is on the house, and when I say "one the house" of course I mean "on my sofa" "as long as we put a towel down first."
Samuel, good-looking is a stretch, but well-tended is within parameters. The best me I can be, right?
Oh pish posh. Your blog should be called Wetdreams.
Sweet talker.
Don't let him fool you - he's a hottie.
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