don't pick it or the bacteria will get into the venous drainage of your brain and cause a tumor and your head will explode which is apt punishment for zitpickers.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Ugh. There really is nothing worse. Ouch. But at least it's out of sight.
Yes, it's tragic enough without being visible.
I'm taking some consolation in knowing that following Friday's pedi, my feet are kinda fabulous.
Mine are not fit for human eyes.
Shame on you! Next time I visit, we're doing a spa day.
Don't get me started about the feets.
Oh, good news, Peter Jackson has the green light to produce The Hobbit so I might yet get a role as an extra!
He did? I was just thinking about that a few days ago...how they were insane if they tried to hire anyone else to direct that. Oooh, I'm excited.
And, yes, I seem to recall your feet are not for the faint of heart. What am I going to do with you people?
He's exec producing, not directing this time. Still, it's something.
My feet, well a pedi could only do so much. You can't fight genetics.
Well, your face is already the money shot, so....
Oh, you two, get a room. ;)
Awww, you say the sweetest things. And your timing is perfect! You always seem to get me on a blah day, and do a bit of spirits lifting.
Calls 'em as I sees 'em, bubbelah.
don't pick it or the bacteria will get into the venous drainage of your brain and cause a tumor and your head will explode which is apt punishment for zitpickers.
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