Thursday, June 19, 2008

But I look at your pants and I need a kiss

I'm so horny my teeth hurt.

15 comments:

keith said...

I love that this came in my Google reader, and I thought "Hmm - the picture accompanying the intriguing text didn't come over - I'll click through and see what's causing this" and there's nothing causing it. That's so sweet.

Michael said...

It's everything and nothing, Keith.

freakgirl said...

Maybe you need a mouthguard or something.

Michael said...

Smartass.

Yeah, or something.

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah, I vote the or something.

Michael said...

It's just one of those "gah, i need to stick it in something" afternoons, you know?

jason said...

Well, just be careful around the sockets, ok?

Michael said...

No lie. Wait, have you seen it?

knitguyla said...

You seem to have this "stick it in something" feeling often. You should buy a fleshjack.

Chaucer's Itch said...

I was about to suggest a Fleshlight, but then I remembered it's made to simulate a vag. Do they make an equivalent that feels like a rock-hard ass?

Michael said...

OK, thanks for the suggestion, but before I buy a device, I'll log in to manhunt. ;-)

landis smithers said...

ok, i lol'd.

not at your plight, at the thought.

been there.

Beau RN said...

Hmmm...I'm feeling a sudden urge to visit Nowheresville, Ohio for some sightseeing.

Gotta help a bro out, right?

Michael said...

Awwww, that Beau! Always willing to take one for the team.

Ur-spo said...

I go through phases like that too.
Ain't they a bitch?