Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Am I a repressed masochist?

I'm the first to admit I have a fascination with the knife edge between pleasure and pain, but let's face it, it's more in conversation than in practice. At least I think so. So why did I just click on a link for Clay Aiken Mooseknuckle Sighting?

8 comments:

Beau RN said...

Great name for a band, though. Can I use it?

Let's face it...you want to see Star junk and you're curious as to what he's hiding that makes him so appealable to his legions. Could it be a huge schlong? Who knows...but it's nothing if not a train-wreck and who doesn't want to gawk at a train-wreck?

Mel said...

Well, a good friend of mine from my NC days - who, not surprisingly, prefers to remain nameless - actually hooked up a couple times with Clay back in his pre-Idol days. Since said friend is a) a total bottom, and b) a total size queen, I'd absolutely be curious to see what Mr. Aiken is packing that was so appealing.

sam said...

Ugh he is absolutely repulsive. We are both masochists cuz I would've clicked it too.

The Other Andrew said...

Clay Soon-To-Be-A-Father Aiken apparently.

I hope for his sake he's hung like a donkey, because it would kind of be some consolation for him, right?

Chaucer's Itch said...

You're a runner. You eat pain for breakfast. All athletes have some degree of masochism.

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

Yes, well I googled "Clay Aiken Mooseknuckle Sighting" after reading this.

Luckily nothing.

jason said...

Clay Aiken is showing off his moose knuckles?

Hot.

Michael Guy said...

So. Yeah. He fathered a child.

I'm getting a 'Damien/OMEN II' vibe on that story.