Thursday, June 12, 2008

Like Pac, all eyes on me

And such dreamy blue eyes that a man like me could drown in them. Just when I think I can't love Anderson Cooper any more, he's on My Life on the D-List and he's so sweet and giggly and totes adorable and OMG can't I please just take care of him? I finished his book, Dispatches From The Edge, this week. Worth a read. It's made me think of things. See what he does? Now he's making me THINK deeper thoughts? PONDER even? Oh, Andy.

PS? When you google image AC, you get a disturbing picture of him gagged, trussed up and naked from the waist down, and I'll not dignify it further, other than, you know, just telling you how and where to find it.

23 comments:

Mel said...

Um, sweetie, you do realize that's not *really* him, right? Although for purposes of fantasy, I suppose it'll serve.

Of course, I saw him first. I've been lusting after him since way back when he was doing the early, early, early news for CBS. It was a very good thing about working nights.

Ur-spo said...

what do we know of this man? For which team does he bat?

Anonymous said...

Actually, Anderson used to be on World News Now on ABC in the wee hours of the morning and he is "rumored" to be gay. Most people know he is. Whatever he is, he's insanely delicious.

Michael said...

Mel, there's something on your tie.

Ur-spo, I know he's pretty, and pretty smart, and after seeing him on Kathy Griffin's show, pretty sweet. (And an heir to the Vanderbilt fortune)

freakgirl said...

He also used to host "The Mole."

I watched this last night too, and was thinking, "Michael must be drooling all over the place." LOVE Andy! He laughs like a total dork. Adorable.

Michael said...

So giggly! I was dying.

Like when Kathy asked about the broadcast delay and he said there was none, so that if she said "Suck it, Jesus" again, it would be broadcast around the world and Jessica said, "Oh, snap!" and Anderson came drolly back with "Yes, yes, exactly, snap," I was replaying it over and over.

He seems fun, and yes, completely dorky (i.e. TOTAL Mike-nip)

sam said...

Merciful Zeus. I used to watch him on "Channel One" news back in jr. high. He had longer brown hair back then, but even at 12, I wanted him in me.

Michael said...

Let's be real here. He's perfect for me. OK, yeah, we'll be one of those couples where people will think MISMATCH! but he'll know why.

His sexuality is his business, but he lives in NYC, so I'm surprised pictures/videos of him don't show up with someone or other on the gossip blogs. Is he a monk? A hermit? God, even that makes him hotter.

maddie said...

I knew you would like the book! He is such a pretty man, isn't he? Those blue eyes and lanky tall frame soooo do it for me.

jason said...

I'll ship him over.

Rex said...

Diane broadcasts the news

CFDA director Diane von Furstenberg pulled off a stellar awards presentation last week (and a kick-ass sample sale), but what the famed wrap-dress designer can't do is keep her mouth shut.

One of Diane's male assistants happens to be dating a very-high-profile, still-kind-of-in-the- closet male broadcaster, and Diane can't stop talking about it all over town.

"She's just excited that he is dating someone famous, so she brags about it all the time," one fashionista told us. "Her poor assistant is horrified.


This may or may not be referring to Anderson Cooper. He is very good friends with Diane Von Furstenberg, so she may have introduced Anderson to the assistant in question. There are never any pictures of Anderson with a male companion, so his dating life is the subject of many rumors, but no real concrete proof of anything.

susie said...

Shows what I know. I thought he was out.

Anonymous said...

He's "out" in the sense that he doesn't beard with women or claimed to be straight, but he's never publicly said he was gay and isn't likely to ever do it.

Anonymous said...

Actually there was a picture posted around the web of Anderson at a dog expo with a handsome guy who was widely identified as the boyfriend Julio he gave a personal thank you to in his book. When it was originally posted the poster reported the couple answered dog questions with "we have a springer spaniel".

He doesn't discuss his sexuality with the press, but he's out in everyday life.

Anonymous said...

He may have moved on from Julio since then, the rumors now have him dating an Asian man and coincidentally, one of Diane Von Furstenberg's assistants is Asian, she only has two assisants apparently.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it seems to be the consensus that Julio and Anderson broke up a while ago but stayed on good terms.

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

"and I'll not dignify it further, other than, you know, just telling you how and where to find it."

I like your style.

Jesse Archer said...

I actually saw him walking solo down 9th avenue in Hells Kitchen the other night.

As a public personality, I feel he has a responsibility to be open about his sexuality. If not only to show some kid they aren't alone, then to show there's nothing to hide (because if there's something to hide, there's something to hurt us for).

Anderson Cooper may be hot, but he ain't no hero.

Anonymous said...

I actually saw him walking solo down 9th avenue in Hells Kitchen the other night.

There must be a lot of Anderson look a likes in New York, because he's been in Africa for the past few days.

sam said...

Oh yeah, Anderson once responded to an email I sent him. He said, "thanks sam. ac"

ALLLLL my friends were so jealous.

You have no idea.

Anonymous said...

I had a personal reply from AC once too. There's nothing like seeing "Cooper, Anderson" in your email inbox, it still freaks me out to this day.

Michael said...

You still have it, right?

anon 3:06 said...

Oh yes, I printed it out and it's hanging up in my wall closet, although I really don't like the idea of AC in the closet.