If we live our lives the right way, then everything we do can become a work of art.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Oh, no, you're great. It's not you, it's me
They started 8 Minute Dating at a bar nearby. I thought it would be nice if they did 8 Minute Gay Dating, but then I realized that's the same as Regular Gay Dating.
And of course there can be no 8 Minute Lesbian Dating. After 8 minutes they'd have adopted a dog (or two) from the shelter and bought a timeshare in the Berkshires. The bell would ring and then what!?
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
3 comments:
MOAR SECKS. I needz dem. U haz dem. Serkl KTHX or HARBL. NXT!
It's actually better without the cat pictures! Who knew.
And of course there can be no 8 Minute Lesbian Dating. After 8 minutes they'd have adopted a dog (or two) from the shelter and bought a timeshare in the Berkshires. The bell would ring and then what!?
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