Thursday, January 25, 2007

You are beautiful, no matter what they say*

Tyra Banks weighs more than me, people. Doesn't that make me feel mui macho? One thing about blogs that makes me a little sad sometimes is how unflattering pictures of celebrities are blanketed across the internet within hours, to be savaged by any and all comers (I'm guilty). I know the stars put themselves up for praise, but do they deserve ridicule in equal measure? All I know is that I think Ty-Ty is teh hotness, gorgeously voluptuous (is it always about the boobs with me?) and batshit fucking crazy. Yum!

*unless you're a skank, like Paris Hilton, then you get what's coming to you.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude! She weighs almost as much as me! I'm slightly taller (5'11" to her 5'10"), and I'm probably a fair bit more muscular, given all my athletic training, so I'm guessing we have about the same % body fat! Whoo-hoo! Either that means TB is genuinely fat, or I finally have the body of a supermodel! Boo-yeah! (We all know which of those two options I'll be going with.)

Michael said...

you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )
you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante

it don’t matter what you wear
they’re checkin’ out your savior faire
and it don’t matter what you do
cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel

you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )
you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante

i see your picture everywhere
a million dollar derriere
and when you walked in to the room
you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight
cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie

i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante
i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante

i have one thing to say ...you better work, bitch


I'm 6'1" and 160 and feeling like a pencil neck right now. I swear I'm not!

freakgirl said...

I'm 5'4" and apparently a giant fatass.

Michael said...

Next time you weigh yourself, have someone hold your boobs up. Presto!

freakgirl said...

Heh.