I know I dress too well to make it on the show, but that doesn't stop me from really wanting to be chosen for TLC's What Not To Wear. Even if I were to fake my wardrobe, it'd make for bad tv. I might try to front, but that'd last about five minutes before I was all arms splayed and hollerin': Stacy, Clinton, Nick, Carmindy, just HAVE AT ME! DO ME, DO ME, DO ME, as you will!
Where's the drama in that?