All I need is you

What? You weren't completely, impossibly, distractingly adorable enough? Now you're gonna drape a dog over your shoulders?Diabolical! Ah, if only I was ten years younger. What's that? Oh, no, I still wouldn't have a shot with T.R., but wouldn't it be awesome to be ten years younger?

ADDED: Since I prolly can't have T.R., can I at least have my girl crush? Remember her from a few weeks back? Well it gets better. I mean she. She just keeps getting better. When I was at the salon last week, there was some scuttlebutt about her getting married, so I had to ask. Turns out she IS "kinda engaged" but is "not into marriage or weddings, so we found a ring at a pawn shop for $6 and we're gonna have a commitment ceremony somewhere sometime." I know. Could we love her more?

MORE: T.R.'s dog companion goes by Arrow. ::sigh::

FINALLY: I saw Knocked Up last weekend and, don't get me wrong, I thought it was very good, but I was waiting for something that was at least as funny as that Brokeback scene that they didn't use, and never really got it. No! I really liked it, honest, I'm just sayin'. Admittedly, my mood was darkened a bit after the Larry and Steve trailer elicited HYSTERICS from the Beavercreek audience. Feeling other really chaps my ass sometimes.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
- Dorothy Parker