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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
We gon' party like it's your birfday
I saw this irrepressible character over on D-Listed this week and I can't stop looking at her. You make it to 100 and you can smoke 'em if you got 'em, I guess. But I'll take mine outside if that's OK. What? Yeah, sure, ala mode, but sans ash, sil vous plait.
In mostly unrelated news, except for a tenuous "old lady" connection, Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her damn dog. Two of four grandchildren went unbequeathed.
And if I'm around when you turn 100, I'll find the vein for you, sweetie.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
6 comments:
I saw this the other day. Love it. Hell, at 100, I'll probably shoot up some heroin, just for fun. ;)
She's a pip, ain't she?
In mostly unrelated news, except for a tenuous "old lady" connection, Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her damn dog. Two of four grandchildren went unbequeathed.
And if I'm around when you turn 100, I'll find the vein for you, sweetie.
Thanks, babe.
Leona Helmsley...well, at least she was consistent. A bitch to the end.
If this was Leona she'd be stubbing that ciggie out on your forearm after a few puffs.
I would have taken that as a job for a cut of Trouble's inheritance.
Saw it too--she's so fierce!
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