::sigh:: Hang in there, buddy! I'm still hoping against hope that Jesus steps in and saves your hot ass. If that's in His plan, of course. Jameka says God is gangsta (that's what she loves about Him) so maybe He'll be swayed by your tats or something. Seriously, people, what's a Big Brother house devoid of man candy? It's last season once Dr. Will was gone, that's what.
ADDED: Here's another funny tidbit for you.
..I think A.C. Slater quite possibly could be the dreamiest guy ever (sigh)...That's from Nick's MySpace page.