Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Do they dance and sing there?


Hi Mike... we are celebrating the 2007 Cincinnati Bengals 1st win of the season by offering 2 Tickets to attend 1 Bengals game this season. There is no purchase necessary... all you need to do is come in to the White Allen European Auto Group and register to win 2 Bengals tickets. While you are here you can take a look at our entire Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche and Jaguar inventory... or you can just sign up and go... again no purchase necessary. Please let me know if you can make it in this week?

I think I'll wait until next week to go in, because I'm kinda lucky and, like, what if I actually won? Is this some kind of joke? Well, I guess the font suggests that it is. "Whodey", indeed.

6 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Never trust an offer made in Comic Sans. I bought the pills but penis has grown any longer at all!

Michael said...

Instead, they've made you sound a little like Borat.

PS More than a mouthful is really only necessary for porn stars, right?

The Other Andrew said...

True, but still the big ones are nice to look at. Aesthetic.

(Ja, I read that back and realised my poor typing did make that sound like Borat! I kind of hate myself a bit right now.)

Michael said...

True, but still the big ones are nice to look at. Aesthetic.

And to get smacked with. You're right.

S said...

If you win I will volunteer to go with you!

Michael said...

THAT might get me to go.