Hi Mike... we are celebrating the 2007 Cincinnati Bengals 1st win of the season by offering 2 Tickets to attend 1 Bengals game this season. There is no purchase necessary... all you need to do is come in to the White Allen European Auto Group and register to win 2 Bengals tickets. While you are here you can take a look at our entire Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche and Jaguar inventory... or you can just sign up and go... again no purchase necessary. Please let me know if you can make it in this week?
I think I'll wait until next week to go in, because I'm kinda lucky and, like, what if I actually won? Is this some kind of joke? Well, I guess the font suggests that it is. "Whodey", indeed.