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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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What IS that, his wooden leg?
We've got wood, ladies and gentlemen!
Brings to mind a line from that cinematic classic "Hook":
How did you ever manage to fit into those smashing tights again, Peter?
does he really need the pants? i think not and my timbers are shivering
Is that a saber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Arrrghhh!
I wear exactly the same outfit when going out on job interviews. Now that question I keep getting asked makes sense: "Are those balls yours or have you been playing pool?"
Don't y'all take Polaroids from all angles before going out in a new outfit?
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