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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
I'm here to admit that when Freakgirl told me she had a turducken for Thanksgiving, I initially thought it was some kind of genetically engineered avian hybrid. I know, I know, but is that idea really any more fantastical than someone stuffing a chicken into a duck into a turkey?I'm asking.
It brings to mind the moment when I realized that baby carrots are not actually baby carrots. I'm fairly bright, I swear.
Yes, but what kind of person would really want to eat something that has the word "turd" in it? Especially when it looks like ass (at least in that visual). It does give a soul pause.
With apologies to my beloved Freakgirl (who said her turducken was to die for), yes, that picture I chose does seem to place the emphasis as turducken. But it's actually overflowing with andouille sausage! Better?
Andrew, it boggles the mind! Did you see at Deb's that there is also something called fowl de cochon, where the turducken is then stuffed into a suckling pig? Oh, and then they shove a quail in the chicken! I think.
Landis, if I come over, can I snorgle your poochies?
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Yes, but what kind of person would really want to eat something that has the word "turd" in it? Especially when it looks like ass (at least in that visual). It does give a soul pause.
With apologies to my beloved Freakgirl (who said her turducken was to die for), yes, that picture I chose does seem to place the emphasis as turducken. But it's actually overflowing with andouille sausage! Better?
Trust me, many a "turd" joke was made that night.
So, how do you get the duck to eat the chicken? And which came first, the chicken or the sausage?
tim makes a mean turducken . . . and it's amazing!! you should come over.
Andrew, it boggles the mind! Did you see at Deb's that there is also something called fowl de cochon, where the turducken is then stuffed into a suckling pig? Oh, and then they shove a quail in the chicken! I think.
Landis, if I come over, can I snorgle your poochies?
Fowl de cochon?! Quell something horrible!
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